Friday, March 11, 2011

A boring list.




Of things to do during the holidays. Yes I should make this list. Or I'll stray. Correction, I'll end up wasting time and then regret like siao after that. I feel guilty when I waste time. Adds to another "I feel guilty doing these things" list. I feel guilty doing nothing. I feel guilty being unproductive. I feel guilty when I get mad at my parents.

K la. Back to topic la. LOL MY ENGLISH SURE GET B LIAO EH. I'll cry if I get a C. With NET as my highly respected English Teacher, there's a chance lor.

OH OH I TOOK THAT PICTURE LAST SATURDAY. *points points* Comments? No comments de. *sadface*

Bloody stuff I HAVE TO DO during the holidays.
Eh Teecee also blogged similar things today. Eh, sorry, Teecee! I didn't mean to. :( Anyway, go read hers and help her click those ads! :D

  1. Photograph. Photograph. Photograph. They say practice makes perfect. Hmm. Anything perfect in this world though? I WANT TO TAKE GOOD PICTURES LAH. TEACH ME HOW TO Photoshop. :3 Okay. I admit. I don't know how to use Photoshop. I only used Photoshop ONCE to make the heading of this blog. Heheheh. I've never used it to edit photos before. I use Picassa. More user friendly. Photoshop complicated sia. Even though the one I'm using is CS4 nia. Heheh. Eh, teach me how to take good photos too la, not only Photoshop.
  2. Study, revise. Since this one is boring, I shall not elaborate. 
  3. EEEEEEEEXERCISEEEEEEEEE. I tell you I tell you! I've finished TWO huge bars of Cadbury in two weeks, three boxes of Cadbury in one week, one box of Cadbury Gold in two days, one pint of Haagen Dazs in two days, and 3 ice creams yesterday. HUGE AS IN LIKE two and a half times the size of a normal bar of chocolate. I eat a lot a lot a lot before and during the test. I take second helping one lor. I don't feel full leh! But my pants got tight. Geez, it's like I eat to relieve stress or something. Somemore no go for Karate three weeks liao. Somemore PE lesson I no run d. The only thing I did was go to botanical garden on Saturdays nia. Not good enough la. 
  4. At least read ONE book. Hmm. I've not been reading a lot lately. Hence, the rubbish that come out from my mouth. Sia sui nia. Oops! I did it again.
  5. Watch BEASTLY! I want to watch I want to watch I want to watch. Teman me? *puppy dog face*
  6. GO FOR YOUR FREAKIN UNDANG, CHIEN HUEY.
  7. Learn something new.
  8. Watch movies until I puke.
  9. I can't think of anything else right now.
  10. Blog I guess. :D
  11. Live.
  12. Laugh.
  13. Love.
  14. Socialize.
  15. Be happy.
  16. Smile, I think it's the same as laughing.
Aiyah I look weird in photos la. So what? Me ugly la so what? I think I'm pretty can d. *sticks tongue out* Heheheh inspiration from Yapu, according to WanJian.

That sentence was awkward and weird. 

You don't have to understand what I'm saying anyway.

I SHALL ACE CHEMISTRY IN MY TRIAL EXAM AND SPM. You wait and see. 

Oh my prayers and thoughts to those in Japan. <3 

I'm hiking up Muka Head tomorrow! :D I hope I don't get abducted by ghosts. SHALL BLOG SOON. BAI! :D

Tuesday, March 8, 2011


Geeheeheehee.
Go on, have a laugh. I don't mind. 

Wah so efficient lor. I took PMR one and a half years ago and I just received the results slip today. :3

You know, I don't hate Chinese now. I have no feelings whatsoever towards it. I stopped hating it a long time ago. Emotionless.. deep.. cold..

Ah, we had our English test today. There was this question that says state why you'd like and don't like to live in a country with four seasons. Why: I get to make snow angels during winter.

Okla. I said I get to experience four seasons and I get to make snow angels during winter. I'm at a risk of getting a B for English this term. Ok, I've already mentally prepared myself. I should not cry like a mad old bitch like what I did in form 3 if I get a B. Shit.

AND AND AND BEFORE I GO OFF FOR ANOTHER FEW DAYS,
This is my new toy.

An eleven year old Cannon EOS 300 SLR! With no battery :(
SLR WITHOUT THE D.Still got film inside neh. So slim!

Friday, March 4, 2011

Bla.



I'm bored and I don't want to study. 

Okay okay here here. 
I started my afternoon with Biology.
YES, really.
You know, BIOLOGY.
I was reading about White Blood Cells when Twitter and Facebook happened.
And then.
Alex Pettyfer.
If you don't know who he is, you can go bang your head on the wall.

HIM.

Hehe. Okla give you another hint.
BTW, LOOK AT THOSE ABS.
Though still cannot win my MSN dp. :)


THAT DUDE FROM STORMBREAKER.
That English dude with the English accent.
In Wild Child. Whose ex-girlfriend is Emma Watson and bla bla bla and Dianna Argon and bla.
DIANNA ARGON.
You know, Queen Fabray from Glee? 
Oh well. No need to know.


HE WAS SO CUTE!
Now he's that dude in I AM NUMBER FOUR.



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Boring stuff, these days. I'm so not used to NOT texting daily. D:

Here's something:

Just like a crab, teaching it's young to walk straight.
Just like NET, teaching his students to be humble.

Don't dare to post it on Facebook.
Just my opinion.



I SHOULD NOT BE HERE. BAI.

+ Chemistry lesson was so urgh. 

Thursday, March 3, 2011

I WANT TO THROW EGGS AT YOU.


I don't like my new neighbour.
First, they want to build walls instead of bridges. Fine. Build a wall in between us.
You renovate your house for so many months. 
Somemore got phase.
Phase one, knock down everything except the structure.
Phase two, extend.
Phase three, drill on neighbour's wall.
Phase four, change roof tiles, as in, throw the old roof tiles off the roof.
Phase five, paint the house.
At this phase, workers can enjoy and shout and have fun.
*stops work for a few days*
Phase six, knock and drill and throw things to annoy neighbour who is having her beauty sleep.

I wish to throw eggs at your house.
Yours sincerely,
I don't like you at all.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

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The Economy Sucks.


I'm pissed. I blog.

See the title of this post? I'm pissed at the bank. Dunwan say which bank. I'm just pissed okay? All bloody banks are the same. The employers work like shit. No time for their family. No wonder so many not married de. No time to socialize pun. Now car also don't give. Holiday also cannot go out of Malaysia. Then you bloody give so much for what?

Okla. I'm pissed because mommy can't come home to take me to see my orthodontist. I have to delay for like another 2 and a half weeks. So how ar. May cannot take off liao lor. No award-wining-smile by May. Boo you bloody banks.

Right, back to the economy. The existence of it sucks. The existence of equity products/shares/currency/foreign exchange/bussiness/accounts etc. sucks. I tell you lah. Honestly saying, if there weren't money involved, will you 'play' shares ah? Siao meh? Sit in front of the computer or the TV and observe which one to buy for 12 hours a day? So much time ar? You don't use your time to enjoy and have fun but sit in front of the TV and complain which company de shares drop liao?

Who in their right mind would get themselves involved in this emotional rollercoaster ride? In the end, you'll just end up having heart attacks. I know, I know, for money, right? Idiots.

Anyway, the economy really sucks lah. Inflation. Like shit. No jobs. Shit.

AND WHAT BLOODY CAUSES ALL THOSE SHIT? THE SCREEN WITH DIGITS AND ALPHABETS ON THEM.

It's abstract. You can't feel it. You can only see it going on the screen full of digits and stuff which determines the life of the company. No one want to buy your share? You die. Everybody sell your share? You die. No market? You die. Your products not in demand? You die. DIE DIE DIE LA.

What causes the economy downturn leh? The bloody screen full of digits. Some idiot who tells consumers what to do. Why listen to them?

Which returns to the point. People get involved  because there's money involved. You either win big, lose big, or you're a coward. 

Money is like a medium nia. Please lah. If you suck out all the money from the system, you get system barter. Work in exchange for needs and materials. Simple. No shitty economy. Everyone happy with their jobs no matter what they are doing because there'll always be enough to feed the world. Like a communist country. I don't mean that I'm PRO communism. I just think that it's fair. The guy who unclogs the drains don't get looked down upon. Nobody is worse off than anyone. We are all equal. And we get what we want.

Too bad lah. This world is unfair. Nothing is fair.

This is an immature seventeen-year-old's perspective of the economy. Feel free to slam me if you want to.

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Diam la.


My messy bookshelf. Haha. Not enough to put all my books leh. Sorry, hands itchy. HAVE-TO-TAKE-PHOTOS. It's actually like that all year long. Unless I have new books. There're actually stacks of books on my table too. Since dad doesn't want to make me my room or at least make a decent bookshelf for me, let it be like that loh. No place to put pun. Now I have like two baskets of books underneath my bed.

Hmm. I'm having a headache now. Planned to actually study this afternoon but now having headache. Cannot sleep pun. Thanks to the stupid new neighbour lor. The workers also stupid de. Talk also so loud. Somemore must throw things. Things cannot put down softly de meh? Must throw? Somemore in the afternoon wor. Like 3 like that they start making a lot of noise. Hello. Eight months I can't sleepduring the afternoon liao k. STFU. Work also need to talk. SHOUT is the exact word. Drill drill drill, knock knock knock. Eight months liao knock not enough ar? Why cannot one shot do everything? Need to stop and then continue and then slow down the process of completing the darned house. I want to have a good rest lah. Dammit.

Sorry, I don't scold people until like that de. I don't mean it, but I am annoyed and irritated. I want to strangle someone. Ahh, the thought of it is so comforting. LOL. Strangling someone? Um. I wish walls were made out of marshmallows. That way when they have to nail something on it, there won't be sound pollution. And I could lick the walls whenever I want to.

Cut the shit. My brain isn't working well today.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

FWENSSS :D

Okla today stay back to study Chemistry loh. Seems so darn easy when WJ explains it. But leh hor, when I flip through the exercises... SHIT.

I dunno why. So near to test I suddenly need to on computer and blog everyday. Siao liao. Ko bo study. Not scared sia. Slap me please.

I wanted to edit the picture above. But epic fail. Bo sui eh edit liao.

My lips are so dry even though I drink like 2 litres of water a day. And I don't like applying stuff on it. Cannot jilat also. Eat also ma huan. Plus if your lips are dry, you can't lick it often because it'll lose MORE water when your lips dry up.

I LOVE having heart to heart talks with friends.

Oh and surprisingly, I'm in a good mood in the middle of the week :D

I tend to get so darn depressed and sleepy. See tonight how loh.

OH YAH OH YAH! And got good news! I think I'm gonna take English in Science and Technology as a subject in SPM so that they won't count BC. Can? But I feel like I'm taking a huge risk. I don't even know what it's all about and I'm going to sit for it in the most important exam in my life? (They say important one lo. Still don't think exams should be so important.)

Tomorrow is Kharnyee's birthday! Happy birthday to her!
Jin Hui's birthday is on the 28th!
Genie's step mom is going to give birth to his little sista in March!
Zi Ling's birthday is on March the 7th!
All Pisceans!

But I realize all different personalities one lo. LOL.

SHIT look at the bloody time. BYE.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

A short useless post that means a lot to me.




Ahahaha I love this picture.

You know, I was thinking. After SPM and 11 years of education, will you still remember me? Will me meet up and talk talk talk talk about our lives like we used to?

I wrote on the 毕业感言: They say the friends you make in high school could last a lifetime. I think I've found mine. To infinity and beyond! <3



And I like this video so darn much yo!

Monday, February 21, 2011

I'M SEVENTEEN!

Ohoh! Can read Seventeen Magazine liao! :P
Can drive. (Dunno when wanna go for Undang, didn't study tiok)

LOL Why title of this post kennot put 3 one? I want to put 3 cannot meh? Now no put heart liao. Suak la.

Lynnie hath TWITTER now!

I was born at 10:38 on the 20th of February 1994. Mom had to suffer for like one day to give birth to me because I refused to come out, and caused her so much pain. :( The nurse said I needed some spanking after I was born. K loh. My bad loh.

Hmm. You know, I have the most awesome friends in the entire universe. Words can't describe what I feel inside. <3

And FAMILY lah for sure. Um. *pushes out thought about papa and eepoh going off in the middle of my birthday lunch* I <3 MOMMY LEHH!

If it wasn't for her, I wouldn't be here. She was the only one who believes in me in this world. She is the only one who will stand by me no matter what. Because of her, I am who I am today. She's the only person to keep me sane in this mess. <3 <3 <3

Okla I quit spilling my heart out here la. Hehe. Kinda weird leh if I did that?



Favourite quote : "我忘记生日要送礼物的" by Loh Bak Jian. Beware. Her birthday is coming up next. :)

Haha. Actually, TBH, I don't mind if you guys don't give me any presents. You guys give me happiness and that's enough.

You know, like the video Kun Lin did. Really made me smile :)

With Taylor Swift's song Jump then Fall. OMGOMGOMG I likey that song!

Hmm. I'd love to upload more photos, but IE lag :(

Ahh well, I shall blog again! LOL this is time consuming. Have a good day!

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Your worse nightmare.

Okla probably not your worse la. Taadaa!



I have a confession to make:
I've been mumbling the school song for the past 6 years.
This is the 7th.
And I still don't know what the exact words are then the real meaning of it. : /
Sorry.
I'll go bang my head on the wall first.


Let's see how pretty it is inside. :D


Oh sorry. Yes. One of the unique.. err.. *runs off*



Okla this one not bad lor. Though the patches on the ground doens't make it any look better.

*zooms in closer*



Oi oi oi! This one one of a kind de lo! You don't get it anywhere else! Our assets, you might say.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

ALDFJSHDLAHDSKFH.



I'm so bored I could rot. BTW, I took this *points points* Nice? I think it's okay nia. Not sui enough : /

I've been listening to David Archuleta's Elevator for at least 20 times today. :D

Imma start blogging random stuff liao. Shitty boredom killa meh.

Imma miss me mom so damn muchie. Ishhh. She's coming back tomorrow. I expect birthday presents from her. HAHAHA. *gags* Sorry. Me evil. *slaps herself*

It's raining heavily. It shouldn't rain during Chinese New Year. This further proves that the climate is going cuckoo. Adding to the theory that it's near the end of the world. Imma see how many people sit on the balcony and wait on the 21st of December 2012 desprerately hoping for something to happen. Apocalypse!

There's this funny hypothesis, known as the Dunning-Kruger effect which scientifically proved that -listen carefully- The less you know, the more you think you know. Hahahaha. Okay. I don't know anything.

I'm still bored.

Heard of Ah! Vous Dirai-Je, Maman? Go listen. It has been stuck in my head since I don't know when.

I love Mozart. But he looks fierce.

I think people who play the piano are awesome. My future husband HAS to be a pianist. And play Ah! Vous Dirai-Je, Maman to me with 感情.

There were two people who unfollowed me on Twitter after I retweeted these:
Dolphines masturbate.
&
“Vanilla” comes from the Latin word “vagina”.
 
Sorry.
 
I'm still horribly bored. : /

Monday, February 14, 2011

Single Awareness Day.






Aiyah. No one cares lah.

I drew this for Mummy, Papa, Wey Lyn, Yen Yen, Yapu and Jian for valentine's day. :3 I wanted to post it on Facebook and tag all those (and others I didn't mention because if I did, it'll be as long as the great wall of China) awesome people but I don't want to disturb tiok people lah. I doubt that my friends read my blog either. Neh. As long as I love them in my heart. Happy Valentine's Day!

Sunday, February 6, 2011

The path to freedom. And plastic bags.

Hehe. I just realised that everything is going to be quite different next year. You know, we will be graduating this year, and we'll be off to college or where ever we paln to go to. I'm quite excited about that, or should I be sad about it? I don't care, I'm hungry for an adventure. I've been stuck in this daily routine for 11 years. Who wouldn't get sick of it? Unless you're some psychopathic unsociable freak, you would want to break the habit, right?

When I was three, my parents started sending me to kindergarten. Country Heights was one of the best parts of my life. I learned so much.

And then I went to primary school at 7. Oh dont get me started on those horrible memories that haunt me till now. There's nothing, really to miss about those six years. But that's part of me, isn't it?

At 13, I stepped into another phase of my life. High school. Eh, nothing like those American movies. We don't get to drive cars at 15, or date at 16, or throw a sweet 16 birthday bash *giggles*, or make out in parties and stuff. Haha. No. I think form 2 was the most significant year of these five years (although I shouldn't be saying anything bad about this year just yet). A bunch of hooligans, we were. Played like there's no tomorrow. Form 4 was good too. Made awesome friends that swore we will still stick together for years to come.

What about form 5? Neh. There's still major events to look forward to. Seems promising. :)OHOHOH and there's going to be a dinner for us seniors in October. Yay!

After SPM (bleh), after playing our heads off or earning some tiny bit of pocket money, college life it isss! :D

I'm sooo looking forward to that. Although I don't know which path to take. Please guide me. :)










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I tell you lor. I think Lim Guan Eng in fact did a great job for Penang for banning plastic bags. I support him. How can you blame him for it? We've been using those wasteful stuff for a few centuries now. Why can't we make a change? We've created so much rubbish. Imagine! A single plastic bag needs how many thousands of years to bio degrade. There;s probably billions of them on earth now. You're creating so much rubbish and where does it all go? There's no space for those things on earth now. You're already reclaming lands and building stuff on it for it to sink in the next twenty year's. So throw it on outer space then? LOL. Kor kor gave that suggestion. Blow it thousands of miles away off earth into Mars or anywhere else. Humans are troubled beings I tell you. They created trouble, try to cover it, and in turn creating more trouble for other people. Or aliens. Or whatever. They're just creating more and more rubbish for themselves.

Once it is used,
Are you going to keep it at home and create a Plastic Bag Museum at home?
Nail it on the wall, perhaps?
Or it'll probably all end up in the bin?
If you throw rubbish bags off the streets, it isn't going to go anywhere.
Chances are, MPPP will come and sweep it up and throw it into the rubbish bin.
Which ends up in the same place, the bin.
If you don't recycle it, that's just stupid.
I have no idea where it goes because you just can't leave it there to rot.
Because it DOESN'T ROT.
Burn it and it'll turn to plastic.
It is still matter.
It doesn't rot.
Doens't degrade.
It's still there, stupid.
The only solution is to blast it off Earth.
It'll block sunlight too.
Plants will die.
People will die.
Animals will die.
And it'll be like how the dinosaurs got wiped off from Earth.
I forgot. DON'T YOU DARE THROW IT INTO THE SEA.
Poor turtles who do not have a developed brain like use will suffocate.
And die.
And become extinct.

So, who said Lim Guan Eng did a bad job?
*points a knife at passers by*

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Sights of Penang






























So, I went for a walk around town with XinYi again and I took these. I'd appreciate feedbacks :) I know I still have room for improvement. Ahh and there's this zilian picture somewhere in the middle. Anyway, Happy CNY everyone! Some relatives waiting for me downstairs! Bye! :)